Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, self-avowed “mastermind of 9/11,” is face (and upper body) of a hair removal ad campaign in Turkey
• Queen guitarist Brian May buys his instrument a first class seat for $12,000 
• Bitcoin drug dealer rides the Silk Road right into the welcoming arms of the FBI
• It pays to bash the rich:  Jon Stewart sells apartment for $17.5 million
• President Obama has new pen pal in Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
• Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg:  A budding bromance