A couple of days’ worth of the Daily Drivel:

This news is hair-raising.

• Arizona Cardinal Darnell Dockett live-tweeted jury duty, e.g.:  “They have no idea Im (sic) am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. …“
• US Nanny State rejects First Lady Michele Obama’s anti-obesity stamps.  Horribly unsafe and unacceptable activities such as skateboarding without kneepads depicted.
• US debt hits $18 trillion.  President Obama started with $10.5 trillion.
• National Enquirer says Hillary Clinton is a booze hound.
• Katie Couric flunks vocab quiz.
• NYC Mayor de Blasio to introduce legislation next week to ban horse-drawn carriages.
• A law professor discusses the physical evidence in the Ferguson case.
• How about a nice gun for Christmas?  Record gun sales on Black Friday:  2nd most sale-related background checks on record.
• MLB umpire takes day off to see Barbra Streisand in concert, then reveals he’s gay.
• Comedian Chris Rock won’t be coming to a college campus near you because the students are too sensitive.
• Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli sticks goal-scoring foot in mouth via Instagram.