Former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is…

..NSA leaker Edward Snowden.

In a bombshell discovery, Bud Fox News has learned that former White House Press Secretary Jay Carney has been arrested on the suspicion that he is actually Edward Snowden, the former NSA contractor who leaked classified documents about top-secret surveillance programs and was believed to be living in exile in Russia.  Reached for comment, Vice President Joe Biden, the only high ranking member of the administration willing to go on record about the Carney/Snowden connection, said, “I knew it.  Son of a gun, I just knew it.  I’ve been running around the White House for the last couple of months telling people that Carney was Snowden.  But nobody listens to me over there.  This is a big effing deal.” Continue reading →