Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Apple is a jealous lover:  Don’t even think about switching from that iPhone.
• It takes an intellectual to make a real mess of things.  MIT’s Jon Gruber, architect of Obamacare, on video:  “Call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever…really critical for the thing to pass.”
• If that’s your Halloween outfit, Mr. President, you’re a little late.
• Mets new outfielder Michael Cuddyer prevented teammate from getting on doomed 9/11 plane.
• Poker and Pucks:  The NHL might be heading to Sin City. 

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