Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Twitter CFO promises the moon, implies 25% compound annual growth rate for revenues over next decade.  
• Taylor Swift sells records and breaks them.  
• Having a bad day?  Keep shooting.  Kobe Bryant does.
• LeBron’s teammates have a weird handshake (and they’re bad liars).
• NYC Mayor de Blasio uses teen-age stoner’s excuse:  I overslept.
• New NBA players’ union executive director says her “DNA is offended” by league’s current salary structure.