Lock these people up.
Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:
- Twitter CFO promises the moon, implies 25% compound annual growth rate for revenues over next decade.
- Taylor Swift sells records and breaks them.
- Having a bad day? Keep shooting. Kobe Bryant does.
- LeBron’s teammates have a weird handshake (and they’re bad liars).
- NYC Mayor de Blasio uses teen-age stoner’s excuse: I overslept.
- New NBA players’ union executive director says her “DNA is offended” by league’s current salary structure.
