Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-Up of Daily Drivel:

• As if naming a sausage company ‘Johnsonville’ wasn’t bad enough, now they want you to enjoy “Bratsgiving” and stuff their product in your Christmas stocking.
• Thanks to Ebola and Choco-holics eating more than their share, chocolate deficit predicted by 2020. 
• Bruce Jenner crashes in the dessert.  Then eats pizza and beer til rescued.
• Slappin’ Ho’s on the F Train: Man cleared of charges after defending himself against subway fashion police