At six feet seven inches and 410 pounds, Baylor University’s LaQuan McGowan will always be open at tight end. (photo: twitter.com)

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• No-coupon-at-all, aka “NCAA”: American Eagle Energy fails to make first interest payment on new bond issue.  (Bloomberg)
• From the Shark Tank: Mark Cuban on the current tech bubble.  (blogmaverick)
• Limbo up, Lumber down: The 25-year-old behind Lumber Liquidators’ 50% stock drop.  (Yahoo)
• That took long enough: Nobel Prize Chairman who awarded Obama is demoted.  (ABC)
• Tax dollars go right down the toilet: King County, WA will pay a “Comfort Station Coordinator” $90K to map out restrooms for bus drivers.  (US News & World Report)
• Big target: Baylor University to move 6-foot-7, 410-pound lineman to tight end.  (ESPN)