Homeland Security “Hookergate” Investigator Fired for Patronizing Hookers

According to Bud Fox News reporter Silence Bellows:  “Not even we can make this stuff up.” From the New York Times:

The investigator who led the Department of Homeland Security’s internal review of the Secret Service’s 2012 prostitution scandal quietly resigned in August after he was implicated in his own incident involving a prostitute, according to current and former department officials.