Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-Up of Daily Drivel

• Comet scientist apologizes and cries over feminist-offending attire.
• NHL’s Jack Johnson says his parents drove him and his Ferrari into bankruptcy.
• Only in NYC:  City sues restaurant over single-gender hostess ad.
• The inimitable Richard Epstein on net neutrality.
• Populist senators grill NY Fed Head over cozy relationship with Goldman Sachs.
• Read more books (and carry them with you):  Florida State student claims that his books blocked on-campus shooter’s bullet.