Double entendre? “Two years is a long time,” Obama tells attendees at a San Fran fundraiser two weeks ago. (Photo: Joshua Roberts, Reuters)

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Take that, Zen Master: As Cavaliers, Iman Shumpert and J R Smith return to the Garden with a vengeance.  (YouTube)
• Stocks take a breather: Dow and S&P 500 retreat from records hit Friday.  (ABC News)
• Apple juiced: Stock hits new high, $775 billion market cap more than 2x value of any other US publicly traded company.  (CNBC)
• Watch your money: 5 ways a financial advisor can legally do you wrong.  (Bloomberg)
• Picking on the Prez: 12-year-old grabs the baton from Rudy Giuliani.  (Daily Mail)
• The heat is on: Head of UN’s Climate Panel, accused of sexual harassment, takes the Anthony Weiner route and says his computer was hacked.  (Independent)
• What about A-Rod: New York Yankees retire the number of admitted HGH-user Andy Pettitte.  (CBS)
• Cool it: Mission Athletecare, maker of cooling towels, gets $35mm in new financing.  (NY Post)
• Cuban diplomacy: Red Sox ink deal with 19-year-old Cuban prospect Yoan Moncada.  (FOX Sports)