Jos. A. Bank Announces It Will Not Have a Sale This Weekend

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Bank’s: Our customers deserve our sales to end.

In a shocking announcement, Jos. A. Bank Clothiers (ticker JOSB), known for its nearly constant sales, has announced that it will not have a sale this weekend.  A company spokesman explained:

“As a service to our loyal customers, we have decided not to have a sale this weekend.  We always listen to what our customers have to say, and they have made it clear they want this.  And we agree with them.  They deserve the clarity of knowing that they will pay the full price as marked on the ticket.  No more need to do any difficult calculations in your head, just come on in and pay full price.” Continue reading