Hillary Clinton to Replace Roger Goodell as NFL Commissioner at End of Current Season

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NFL Commissioner-elect Hillary Clinton showing the pass interference signal.

At a press conference this morning, current NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s first announcement was like hearing football’s top executive fart out loud:  He will step down at the end of this season.  But his second announcement…well, not only could you hear him squeeze one out, you could catch the odor all the way in the back of the room:  Hillary Clinton will be his replacement.  By the time the former Secretary of State was introduced and stood beside him on stage, even the most jaded sportswriter in attendance was in a state of shock. Continue reading