Brian Williams: Daydreaming of a fabulist vacation?

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• The Big Apple:  Apple first US company to manage $700 billion market cap, 2x Google, 8x McDonald’s, 12x GM.  (WSJ)
• Goldman Sachs CEO to banks:  Stop whining about regulations.  (NY Post)
• Be careful while looking for love:  More than 60% of dating apps vulnerable to hacking.  (Intl Business Times)
• What a twit:  Twitter CFO’s account hacked.  (engadget.com)
• Who believed him anyway?  Obama never opposed gay marriage.  (Time)
• Coincidence?  Brian Williams suspended; Jon Stewart to leave Daily Show.  (NY Times and USA Today)
• Not for the little people:  Tickets to today’s Jeb Bush fundraiser are $100K each.  (Politico)
• Holocaust chic:  In a typically moronic move, Urban Outfitters sells tapestry that looks like a Holocaust uniform.  (Yahoo)
• Put that trophy down:  Little League Baseball strips Chicago team of US championship.  (ESPN)
• Obituary:  Hall of Fame coach Jerry Tarkanian, 84, dies. (ESPN)
• Good thing he clarified:  Ohio State qb Cardale Jones offers more details on crushing hospital kids in video games.  (Deadspin)
• Shoe trade:  Man pawns 283 pairs of Nike Air Jordans to buy apartment.  (CNN)
• American ISIS captive Kayla Jean Mueller is dead.  (NBC)