For over 40 years, presidential scholars and conspiracy buffs have wondered about the 18.5 minutes missing from Richard Nixon’s White House audiotapes. And for over 2 days, anyone not already exhausted by the never-ending litany of Clintonian scandals has wondered about Hillary Clinton’s missing State Department email account. In an amazing discovery, both have been found by noted presidential scholar Charles Faux-Pas Bidet, Professor of History at Staten Island’s Dyke College and author of Clinton: Statesman or Swinger? Professor Faux-Pas Bidet told Bud Fox News:
I was at the Clinton Presidential Library and had already worked through a lot of reading on Hillary. Topics like Travelgate, WhiteWater, HillaryCare, Filegate, Rose Law firm records, Cattle Futures Controversy, and James Riady’s dirty money. I had moved on to President Clinton and was reading about his jet-setting around with convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. It was in the Sex Scandals section, which is huge; it’s the biggest part of the library. And there I found a filing cabinet marked “State Department emails” that should have been in the next section. In it were photocopies of hundreds, maybe thousands of emails, arranged by subject: Russian reset – defeat, Syria – disaster, Benghazi – debacle, Israeli/Palestine – deterioration, and Afghanistan/Iran/Iraq – disgrace.
And at the bottom of the cabinet was a reel-to-reel tape with a note attached. It said, “Bill and Hillary, two crooks are better than one. Please bury this like only you two know how. Best, Dick.”
The Professor was in a hurry to return to the Clinton Library: “It’ll take me weeks to get through the Sex Scandals section alone.”