Category Archives: The Loony Bin

From the Loony Bin…

Posted on November 13, 2014 by Canada Bill Jones

Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Twitter CFO promises the moon, implies 25% compound annual growth rate for revenues over next decade.  
• Taylor Swift sells records and breaks them.  
• Having a bad day?  Keep shooting.  Kobe Bryant does.
• LeBron’s teammates have a weird handshake (and they’re bad liars).
• NYC Mayor de Blasio uses teen-age stoner’s excuse:  I overslept.
• New NBA players’ union executive director says her “DNA is offended” by league’s current salary structure.  

 

From the Loony Bin…

Posted on November 12, 2014 by Canada Bill Jones

Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Apple is a jealous lover:  Don’t even think about switching from that iPhone.
• It takes an intellectual to make a real mess of things.  MIT’s Jon Gruber, architect of Obamacare, on video:  “Call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever…really critical for the thing to pass.”
• If that’s your Halloween outfit, Mr. President, you’re a little late.
• Mets new outfielder Michael Cuddyer prevented teammate from getting on doomed 9/11 plane.
• Poker and Pucks:  The NHL might be heading to Sin City. 

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From the Loony Bin…

Posted on November 11, 2014 by Canada Bill Jones

Lock these people up…

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel

• President Obama literally strikes boxer’s pose in face of Republican drubbing last week. 
• Oil tycoon to ex-wife:  You can have $1 billion but not my power tools!
• Former University of North Carolina football player/plagiarist sues school for failing to provide quality education. 
• Obama calls for net neutrality.
• Interesting pro net neutrality article.  (The article doesn’t necessarily reflect the views of the Bud Fox News editorial board.)
• Ankle bracelet monitoring device not an option for ankleless Oscar Pistorius.
• While his underlings continue to get sentenced, bullet-proof Steve Cohen buys sculptor Alberto Giacometti’s Chariot for $101 million.  

From the Loony Bin…

Posted on November 10, 2014 by Canada Bill Jones

Lock these people up…

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel…

• President Obama to VP Biden:  Joey, go to your room!
• The Fall of the Wall:  Happy 25th Anniversary
• Hey, Lieutenant, give this veteran his dog back.
• Happy birthday to the US Marine Corps
• Justin Bieber:  Pittsburgh Steelers’ bad luck charm masquerades as a Bible study buddy.
• George W:  Jeb is “50-50,” or is that 60-60?  Aw, you know what I mean.
• President Obama graciously removes his head from the sand and sums up last week’s electoral drubbing:  My mousetrap is better.

 

From the Loony Bin…

Posted on November 7, 2014 by Canada Bill Jones

Lock these people up.

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, self-avowed “mastermind of 9/11,” is face (and upper body) of a hair removal ad campaign in Turkey
• Queen guitarist Brian May buys his instrument a first class seat for $12,000 
• Bitcoin drug dealer rides the Silk Road right into the welcoming arms of the FBI
• It pays to bash the rich:  Jon Stewart sells apartment for $17.5 million
• President Obama has new pen pal in Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
• Tom Brady and Mark Wahlberg:  A budding bromance

From the Loony Bin….

Posted on November 6, 2014 by Sir Jams Fishpaste

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Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• AC/DC Drummer really is on Highway to Hell
• Barbie’s gone to hospital
• Ebola Doc back on the banjo
• Navy Seal Bin Laden marksman looking to cash in

From the Loony Bin…

Posted on November 5, 2014 by Canada Bill Jones

 

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Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• Man charged with trying to eat breathalyzer results
• Hyundai:  This car gets 75 mpg…really.  Would we lie?
• Herbalife stock off 20% yesterday, looking more like a Ponzi scheme everyday
• Dallas Cowboys tells the twittersphere:  We sUK.