Did Comcast fondly rename a customer “Super B—– Bauer”?

Bud’s Round-up of Daily Drivel:

• New identity:  Comcast customer disservice may have given her a name change.  (CNN)
• The other side speaks:  FCC Commissioner blasts FCC Chairman’s net neutrality proposal.  (Daily Caller)
• I have (and am) a pain in the arse:  Saying, “My glutes are shutting off,” Tiger Woods withdraws from Farmers Insurance Open.  (sbnation.com)
• The Lockjaw speaks:  Tom Brokaw wants Brian Williams canned.  (NY Post)
• The high horse is no doubt reserved for the President:  Spouting moral equivalencies at a breakneck pace, Obama gives the worst speech of his presidency.  (whitehouse.gov)
• Jobs “surprise to the upside”:  Employers add 257K positions in January, while December and November figures are revised upward.  (USA Today)
• Pulling the plug:  Radio Shack goes belly up.  (Fortune)